After my operation I was kept sedated for 24 hours, to allow my body to recover, unfortunately my mind was still very much active and I can remember having the weirdest dream that I just couldn't wake up from.
I had Alexandra Burke's song Broken Heels on constant play in my mind with the vision of a spinning monkey's head with the skin being peeled from its face.
I can only guess that the song was playing on the nurses radio whilst someone was watching an Indiana Jones film, is it Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom with the chilled monkey brains???
Now if this ever gets out into the public I'm sure it will be grounds to admit me to the looney bin!
Oops it is public - I'll wait for the men in white coats then!